Ah, Twitter. You really make us think. Today, we’re grateful for the worldwide trending topic #INeedStraightPrideBecause for educating us about who is really being opressed.
With a tip of the hat for @STRAIGHTPERSON for starting the ball rolling, here’s a selection of our faves.
#INeedStraightPrideBecause one time i asked a girl for nudes and she said she was lesbian and i feel really discriminated
— faye (@hemmspinosa) June 11, 2015
#INeedStraightPrideBecause we are called HOMOsapians .why can’t we also be HETEROsapians ?😭😭😭😭😭😭 end discrimination against straight people😡 — kayley (@onlinesigh) June 10, 2015
#INeedStraightPrideBecause the sjws broke into my house and rubbed their gay hands all over my nice china
— carlo marx (@NHTCRAWLER) June 10, 2015
#ineedstraightpridebecause ever since macklemore cured homophobia i’ve been feeling very left out. there is no one to represent… Continue reading