Biscuit

Ah, Twitter. You really make us think. Today, we’re grateful for the worldwide trending topic #INeedStraightPrideBecause for educating us about who is really being opressed.

With a tip of the hat for @STRAIGHTPERSON for starting the ball rolling, here’s a selection of our faves.

1. Because nudes

#INeedStraightPrideBecause one time i asked a girl for nudes and she said she was lesbian and i feel really discriminated

— faye (@hemmspinosa) June 11, 2015

 

2. Because etymology

#INeedStraightPrideBecause we are called HOMOsapians .why can’t we also be HETEROsapians ?😭😭😭😭😭😭 end discrimination against straight people😡 — kayley (@onlinesigh) June 10, 2015

3. Because crockery

#INeedStraightPrideBecause the sjws broke into my house and rubbed their gay hands all over my nice china

— carlo marx (@NHTCRAWLER) June 10, 2015

 

4. Because Macklemore

#ineedstraightpridebecause ever since macklemore cured homophobia i’ve been feeling very left out. there is no one to represent… Continue reading →