15 People Making the Same Goddamn Pansexual Joke

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before…

1.

That’s right, I’m sexualy attracted to pans.

— J. Crocker (@MrJeremyCrocker) August 30, 2015

2.

I think pansexual means you’re attracted to pans from Panda Express while listening to pandora. — Joel Schoenbach (@Joelenbach) August 29, 2015

3.

I identify as pansexual. I’m only attracted to kitchenware. #pots #pans

— Danger_Slater (@Danger_Slater) August 28, 2015

4.

I try to be open minded. Ive always been a proponent of gay rights, trans, whatever. BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO PANS — YA BOI JACOBI (@obiwanjacobi117) August 29, 2015

5.

I came out as Pansexual and when I told my friend she said “What is Pansexual” and I said “It means I’m sexual attracted to pans” @Onision

— .Freaks.Like.Me. (@BradshawOlivia) August 30, 2015

6.

a quick easy guide to sexuality: heterosexual – ?? homosexual – haha homo pansexual – kitchenware bisexual – attracted to bison — karissa (@joebyeden) May 9, 2015

7.

I’m pansexual. I’m sexually attracted to pans.

— Riley¿ (@Mermaid_Batman) August 28, 2015

8.

im panromantic which means i am only attracted to kitchenware — lone@リズム天国 (@inkopolis) July 3, 2015

9.

for so long I thought pansexuality meant you were attracted to kitchenware

— kayla (@itsmekaylap) June 9, 2015

10.

Since when did people become attracted to cookware? https://t.co/uV3VMOgIdd — JoelNotJoel (@JoelNotJoel) August 28, 2015

11.

Wtf is pan-sexual Yall attracted to cookware now

— M-Dot (@tasty_magic) June 26, 2015

12.

if people ask who I am, I’m gonna say I’m sexually attracted to pans to freak them out. — cara loves beebo (@cagetheskeleton) August 26, 2015

13.

consider this; im pretty sure pansexuals aren’t attracted to the kitchen or pots and pans

— spaghetti smith(งツ)ว (@gayspacememes) August 30, 2015

14.

If you’re sexually attracted to cookware, would you be considered a pansexual? — Eddie (@eddiethenderson) May 29, 2015

15.

truth is out i am sexually attracted to pans i just love how they *clenches fist* cook and boil stuff

— @ louis !! (@hrytmlnsn) August 10, 2015

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Libby is a 30-something Londoner, who spends more time reading picture books than is seemly. She became a bi activist entirely by accident, but now she can't imagine living any other way. In the event of an emergency, she'll have a large gin and tonic, thanks.

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