Stop me if you’ve heard this one before…
That’s right, I’m sexualy attracted to pans.
— J. Crocker (@MrJeremyCrocker) August 30, 2015
I think pansexual means you’re attracted to pans from Panda Express while listening to pandora. — Joel Schoenbach (@Joelenbach) August 29, 2015
I identify as pansexual. I’m only attracted to kitchenware. #pots #pans
— Danger_Slater (@Danger_Slater) August 28, 2015
I try to be open minded. Ive always been a proponent of gay rights, trans, whatever. BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO PANS — YA BOI JACOBI (@obiwanjacobi117) August 29, 2015
I came out as Pansexual and when I told my friend she said “What is Pansexual” and I said “It means I’m sexual attracted to pans” @Onision
— .Freaks.Like.Me. (@BradshawOlivia) August 30, 2015
a quick easy guide to sexuality: heterosexual – ?? homosexual – haha homo pansexual – kitchenware bisexual – attracted to bison — karissa (@joebyeden) May 9, 2015
I’m pansexual. I’m sexually attracted to pans.
— Riley¿ (@Mermaid_Batman) August 28, 2015
im panromantic which means i am only attracted to kitchenware — lone@リズム天国 (@inkopolis) July 3, 2015
for so long I thought pansexuality meant you were attracted to kitchenware
— kayla (@itsmekaylap) June 9, 2015
Since when did people become attracted to cookware? https://t.co/uV3VMOgIdd — JoelNotJoel (@JoelNotJoel) August 28, 2015
Wtf is pan-sexual Yall attracted to cookware now
— M-Dot (@tasty_magic) June 26, 2015
if people ask who I am, I’m gonna say I’m sexually attracted to pans to freak them out. — cara loves beebo (@cagetheskeleton) August 26, 2015
consider this; im pretty sure pansexuals aren’t attracted to the kitchen or pots and pans
— spaghetti smith(งツ)ว (@gayspacememes) August 30, 2015
If you’re sexually attracted to cookware, would you be considered a pansexual? — Eddie (@eddiethenderson) May 29, 2015
truth is out i am sexually attracted to pans i just love how they *clenches fist* cook and boil stuff
— @ louis !! (@hrytmlnsn) August 10, 2015
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