Halloween Special: Top Five Clichéd Bi Girls in Horror Films…

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Because what’s a scary movie without a crazy bi chick in it? Le sigh…

1. Jennifer’s Body

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Bi actress Megan Fox stars as Jennifer, a possessed cheerleader hellbent on getting revenge on her male classmates. Along the way, Needy (Amanda Seyfried) catches her eye…

2. Planet Terror

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Marley Shelton plays Dr Dakota Black, an unhappy anaesthesiologist with both a husband and a girlfriend (yawn), who is tasked with treating a town turned into psychos thanks to a biochemical attack.

3. Soul Survivors

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Elisa Dushku plays Annabel – who, like all bi girls, enjoys attending Satanic raves. As you were.

4. Hallow’s End

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A bunch of students are trapped in a haunted house, facing death. Naturally this is the perfect time to cheat on one’s boyfriend with a female chum. Brandy Little and Amy Jo Hearron get cosy…

DISCLAIMER: And the one we’ll actually kinda let off, ‘cos we love it…

5. The Hunger

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What’s not to like about a vampiric Catherine Deneuve getting it on with Susan Sarandon and David Bowie? I’m fairly sure it’s not just me… 😉

Do you agree/disagree with these choices? Any to add? Comment below!

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Charlotte Dingle

Charlotte 'Lottie' Dingle is Biscuit's founding editor. When she's not running freelancing for a diverse bunch of clients ranging from Cosmo to Occupy, she enjoys teaching life drawing, discussing life/the universe/everything with her beloved (but smelly) 22-year-old cat, writing flash fiction for her MA course, getting pretentious tattoos, listening to folk music, creating surrealist art, trying to change the world and drinking red wine. Oh, and My Little Pony. Don't forget My Little Pony. Her favourite biscuits are cream crackers (do they count as biscuits?).

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